Thursday, November 15, 2007

Yip!

Various things I would like to say to some people at work;

1) I don't decide these prices, if I did, I wouldn't be working here would I? Cunt.

2) What is this, day of the fucking dead? Shift it, cunt!

3) Control your bloody kid, this is a working shop and the bloody thing will get hurt. Cunt.

4) What the hell is wrong with you people? How many people does it take to fill a fucking basket? Why bring your whole family? Cunt.

5) Jesus, you fucking stink, cunt.

6) Don't touch me, cunt.

7) Cunt.

If in fact it is not yet clear, I do loathe my job.

7 Comments:

Blogger Mephistopheles said...

Kill them?

7:27 AM  
Blogger Saru said...

Such a simple yet pleasant and effective solution. But 'twould pose us a little problem in the long run :(

8:49 PM  
Blogger Mephistopheles said...

Tis a shame that such a wonderfully permanent solution would be such a problem.

3:17 AM  
Blogger Saru said...

Only if I get caught though...

6:00 PM  
Blogger Thomas said...

now, now, mephistopheles. stop inciting murder.

haven't we been over this before? :P

7:08 PM  
Blogger Saru said...

Inciting? There's none of this here. All I need is immunity, then a great deal of people are fucked :p

6:31 PM  
Blogger Mephistopheles said...

Awwwww...Why you gotta ruin my fun, Thomas? :(

10:54 PM  

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